see the thing is that mitski and hozier are exactly that good, its just that so many of their fans are all collectively competing for the most annoying people on earth award. and winning.
i say this all the time but im fucking right like hozier and mitski are actually geniuses and incredibly respectable and admirable artists with beautiful unique voices and evocative lyrics and moving instrumentals that just fucking tear at your heart and head. theyre so fucking talented and always have been, but their fans SUCK. so fucking bad. they suck ass so hard its unreal.
Everybody’s on this new club drug called “Greek yogurt with berries, granola and a dab of honey.” Shit’s wild
fucking love the pale king. he sucks so bad. it’s like if the protagonist of a greek tragedy was a bug
Wait, beneath the sea floor?
OUGHGH??
OIUOHGHHVOIH!!!!!
we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.








